Commissions are closed.

Likely to re-open near the end of Febuary.

Hi there,

I’m Fry and I’m a writer, mostly of smut fanfiction of the very problematic kind, but I do write non sexual content occasionally.
For examples of my writing, check out my personal work here and all my publicly available commissioned work here.

What I will/won’t write:

I will generally write anything I feel like I have, or can get a grip on. Absolutely don’t be afraid that something would be too weird for me. I’m down for weird and interesting shit and I love trying out new things.

Some of my familiar fandoms include:

I have seen, but am not up to date on:

I’ll write almost everything I have somewhat of a handle on, though. And I am willing to watch a couple episodes of a show or a movie to write about it. That depends on the fandom though.I also do original fiction and OC’s.

Some of my main kinks are:

For some more of my kinks in a more organized fashion, take a look at my F-list, but understand that this is something that is constantly evolving, not fully comprehensive and that the “no” category is not a hard limit for what I am willing and able to engage with.

What I will not write

is not set in stone.
I don’t have a list of things that are off limits, however I will not write anything that I do not feel able to deliver on and I might have reservations about certain scenarios, or topics, but these can’t be generalized and depend on the individual situation and story.If you are in doubt about wether or not I will write something, don’t hesitate to ask, because chances are, I will try my hand at stuff outside of my comfort zone, so long as I feel like my ability as a writer and understanding of the kink/scenario/idea is sufficient.

Pricing:

Contact:

You can contact me through any of the ways listed below. I will respond usually the same day if not close to immediately on Discord, but may take up to two or three days to respond to your first message on Twitter and per e-Mail. I also have a Telegram if you prefer that, but I don’t make it publicly available, only upon request.Please if you message me anywhere, include in your first message that you are inquiring about commissions.

Organizational:

I appreciate it if you come prepared and have very specific wishes, but I’m not opposed to working out something with you, going off of small prompts or ideas.
At some point I will ask about specific likes and dislikes. It’s vital for me to know about squicks or triggers that may come up when working on the commission.I don’t work on a schedule that is set in stone, but I will give a rough estimate on how long it will probably take at longest for me to start, as well updates on the progress once started. I am always available for further discussion of the commission and will respond within a day at latest.I will post the finished piece to AO3 and/or send it to you as a .docx, .pages, or .pdf. This is only possible over Discord, Telegram and per e-Mail, though, since the Twitter messenger doesn’t support text files.Every commission includes one round of edits based on commissioner feedback. Depending on the work, more than one can be done, but only if agreed upon during planning.
The penultimate draft being sent out for this is available in the same document formats as the final piece.

Payment:

Payment is done via PayPal and usually upfront, based on the planned word count. To send out the invoice I will need the e-mail address connected to your PayPal account.For an extra charge of 5% of the final price I am willing to do works with an open, or semi open word count. In that case payment is due once I finish the first draft and the price is based on the size of said draft.

Have a wonderful day!